Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Friday, May 15, 2015
Monday, May 11, 2015
HDR Photography
1. The camera must have an Auto Exposure Bracketing function so that the pictures are automatically for over and under exposure
2. A DSLR, a tripod, and a HDR photo blending software
3. HDR makes it where all of the photo os correctly exposed, by taking multiple photos of the same scene at different exposure levels, so that each area of the scene is correctly exposed, and then sticking all of the correctly exposed areas of the image together
4. Some of the artifacts that come with incorrectly exposed images such as distortion and blur of underexposed areas will not be apparent on an HDR photo because it is correct exposed in the first place
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
Friday, May 1, 2015
Photo Illustrations
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
The Big Day
Story:
John wants to marry Lisa, and on his wedding day, Lisa is waiting at the church and John is driving down the road towards her. However disaster strikes when John is slowed down by a train and a slow RV. When John arrives at the church, Lisa is getting married, but instead of John, she is getting married to Tyrone. It turns out to be an ad for the Volkswagen car.
Who: The two people getting married are Nicole and Maurice, instead of the other guy
What: Carl tries to marry Nicole, but is late because of his bad car
When: It takes place during the whole day, but also in the morning
Where: Im guessing Germany because no one anywhere else drives Volkswagens
Why: He was late because of his bad car
How: His car was slow and he got stuck behind a train and a slow RV
Notes:
twisty road
middle of nowhere
probably minnesota
lol its Germany
i can see the Volkswagen logo now
hes nervous
she's getting married
boulevard…OF BROKEN DREAMS
dad is like heck yeah!
oh no an RV is slow
illegal driving
looks out the window
screams at the train
dad closes door
fasten your seat belts
Jetta VR6
NEW story:
About a year ago, Lisa and John met at the Austin Rally For Connected Persons. They start dating, and Lisa grows to love John. John gets his man pants on and asks Lisa to marry him. But when Lisa agrees, she secretly has her fingers crossed, invalidating the proposal. Lisa BETRAYS John and marries rich white guy LIAM PHILLIPS! When John arrives one minute to late at the wedding, he stands in disbelief as Lisa explains, she had her fingers crossed.
News Story:
Earlier this week John Richards was rejected at marrying Lisa Rouche-Metts, who instead married Liam Phillips. John and Lisa where dating for a while before the wedding. Liam was Lisa's coworker at her job, Burwinkel and Furke Lawyering Services Northern Massachusetts Division.
The wedding was supposed to happen at Saint James Jack Lawrence Faith Presbyterian Eastern Orthodox Roman Catholic Religious Latter Day Saints House of International Episcopal House of the Lord Our God Church(with a hint of Scientology), located at 11506 West Gernby Lane. The church was attended by both John, Lisa, and Liam.
John was deeply saddened after the events of the day, and he recalls feeling slightly suicidal. "My whole life revolved around Lisa. I don't know what life would be without her," said John after a tearful goodbye.
When Lisa was asked how she felt, she said that she had no feelings for John. "I just dated him for a bet, and I didn't really intend on marrying him," she said after she and her new husband Liam.
Liam reported that he felt relieved that that John didn't get her because he reports that John was abusive. "John would call her and ask her what she was doing, at 4 in the morning. He would set up cameras pointe at her window, recording her every move. He would hire people to follow her when she went into the restroom and wherever she went," said Liam, comforting a emotionally moved Lisa.
When accused of these crimes, John stated that he did in fact do some of these things. "I did set up cameras, but only to keep her safe. I also did track her, but again only to keep her safe," he repeated even after intense questioning.
John was eventually arrested for stalking and predation, and is currently in the Alan P. Waterman-Klienhart Restricted Observation Center for Displaced Individuals, part of the larger Federal Restricted Persons Observation and Tracking Organization, or FRPOTO.
John wants to marry Lisa, and on his wedding day, Lisa is waiting at the church and John is driving down the road towards her. However disaster strikes when John is slowed down by a train and a slow RV. When John arrives at the church, Lisa is getting married, but instead of John, she is getting married to Tyrone. It turns out to be an ad for the Volkswagen car.
Who: The two people getting married are Nicole and Maurice, instead of the other guy
What: Carl tries to marry Nicole, but is late because of his bad car
When: It takes place during the whole day, but also in the morning
Where: Im guessing Germany because no one anywhere else drives Volkswagens
Why: He was late because of his bad car
How: His car was slow and he got stuck behind a train and a slow RV
Notes:
twisty road
middle of nowhere
probably minnesota
lol its Germany
i can see the Volkswagen logo now
hes nervous
she's getting married
boulevard…OF BROKEN DREAMS
dad is like heck yeah!
oh no an RV is slow
illegal driving
looks out the window
screams at the train
dad closes door
fasten your seat belts
Jetta VR6
NEW story:
About a year ago, Lisa and John met at the Austin Rally For Connected Persons. They start dating, and Lisa grows to love John. John gets his man pants on and asks Lisa to marry him. But when Lisa agrees, she secretly has her fingers crossed, invalidating the proposal. Lisa BETRAYS John and marries rich white guy LIAM PHILLIPS! When John arrives one minute to late at the wedding, he stands in disbelief as Lisa explains, she had her fingers crossed.
News Story:
Earlier this week John Richards was rejected at marrying Lisa Rouche-Metts, who instead married Liam Phillips. John and Lisa where dating for a while before the wedding. Liam was Lisa's coworker at her job, Burwinkel and Furke Lawyering Services Northern Massachusetts Division.
The wedding was supposed to happen at Saint James Jack Lawrence Faith Presbyterian Eastern Orthodox Roman Catholic Religious Latter Day Saints House of International Episcopal House of the Lord Our God Church(with a hint of Scientology), located at 11506 West Gernby Lane. The church was attended by both John, Lisa, and Liam.
John was deeply saddened after the events of the day, and he recalls feeling slightly suicidal. "My whole life revolved around Lisa. I don't know what life would be without her," said John after a tearful goodbye.
When Lisa was asked how she felt, she said that she had no feelings for John. "I just dated him for a bet, and I didn't really intend on marrying him," she said after she and her new husband Liam.
Liam reported that he felt relieved that that John didn't get her because he reports that John was abusive. "John would call her and ask her what she was doing, at 4 in the morning. He would set up cameras pointe at her window, recording her every move. He would hire people to follow her when she went into the restroom and wherever she went," said Liam, comforting a emotionally moved Lisa.
When accused of these crimes, John stated that he did in fact do some of these things. "I did set up cameras, but only to keep her safe. I also did track her, but again only to keep her safe," he repeated even after intense questioning.
John was eventually arrested for stalking and predation, and is currently in the Alan P. Waterman-Klienhart Restricted Observation Center for Displaced Individuals, part of the larger Federal Restricted Persons Observation and Tracking Organization, or FRPOTO.
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